Festivus 2016

Saturday, December 10
7:00 p.m.

Location: Wise Owl Drinkery and Cookhouse
324 S. Racine Ave.

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It’s Festivus…for the rest of us!

Join Chicago Skeptics in December for our annual Festivus party! The appropriately unadorned Festivus Pole will be prominently featured.* The traditional Airing of Grievances** will be held whenever we think it’s a good time to start.*** Acceptable Feats of Strength**** include thumb wars, staring contests, Rock Paper Scissors tournaments and displays of mental fortitude.***** We may also recount tales of Festivus Miracles.******

Festivus is FREE to attend, but we will be accepting donations to The Human Fund throughout the evening to help cover the costs of this and other great Chicago Skeptics events. Hope to see you there!

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If you’d like to support Festivus RIGHT NOW, you can either donate or buy yourself some skeptical swag:
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(Unfortunately, donations are not tax-deductible at this time. But they help us keep being able to host great events!)


*Festivus pole is not for dancing, nor for jousting during Feats of Strength.

**Grievances may also be conveyed via Post-It(s) attached to the Festivus Pole. BYOPI.

***Probably sometime between 8 and 9.

****Feats of actual strength are unsanctioned by Chicago Skeptics, the Wise Owl, and probably CPD depending on your level of enthusiasm.

*****Smartphones are disallowed in contests of mental strength. Dumbphones are hilarious.

******Sorry, we’re fresh out of asterisks.

 

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